Your immune system’s new health hustle has arrived!
Meet Funk Dunker™ — the Elderberry Elixir Kit that turns your sniffles into giggles and your “ugh” into “ahhh.” This isn’t your average syrup situation; it’s a full-on kitchen slam dunk moment.
Packed with Elderberries, Rose Hips, Cinnamon Chips, Cloves, Ginger Root, and Licorice Root, this funky little potion powers up your defenses, soothes your throat, and brings that warm-and-fuzzy “I-got-this” feeling back where it belongs.
Mix it, simmer it, strain it, and down it. You’ll end up with a luscious, ruby-rich elixir ready to spoon, sip, or drizzle over everything short of your pancakes (though… you could).
How to Brew the Funk:
🫖 Pour contents into a small pot with 2 cups water
🔥 Simmer 20–30 minutes until reduced by half (about 1 cup)
❄️ Cool to near room temp, then sweeten with raw honey or maple syrup if desired
❄️ Store in refrigerator up to 4 weeks
🌿 Fast Facts:
Boosts your immune system naturally — no mystery chemicals invited
Comforts sore throats, sniffles, and tired winter vibes
Deep berry, spice, and root flavors that taste like wellness with swagger
Because “under the weather” doesn’t have to mean “underwhelmed”
Feel the funk, ditch the junk! Stay Strange!
Your immune system’s new health hustle has arrived!
Meet Funk Dunker™ — the Elderberry Elixir Kit that turns your sniffles into giggles and your “ugh” into “ahhh.” This isn’t your average syrup situation; it’s a full-on kitchen slam dunk moment.
Packed with Elderberries, Rose Hips, Cinnamon Chips, Cloves, Ginger Root, and Licorice Root, this funky little potion powers up your defenses, soothes your throat, and brings that warm-and-fuzzy “I-got-this” feeling back where it belongs.
Mix it, simmer it, strain it, and down it. You’ll end up with a luscious, ruby-rich elixir ready to spoon, sip, or drizzle over everything short of your pancakes (though… you could).
How to Brew the Funk:
🫖 Pour contents into a small pot with 2 cups water
🔥 Simmer 20–30 minutes until reduced by half (about 1 cup)
❄️ Cool to near room temp, then sweeten with raw honey or maple syrup if desired
❄️ Store in refrigerator up to 4 weeks
🌿 Fast Facts:
Boosts your immune system naturally — no mystery chemicals invited
Comforts sore throats, sniffles, and tired winter vibes
Deep berry, spice, and root flavors that taste like wellness with swagger
Because “under the weather” doesn’t have to mean “underwhelmed”
Feel the funk, ditch the junk! Stay Strange!
